Reader email (pic attached)

The following is an actual email from one of my readers. It is posted here unedited, as far as you know.

From: Withheld
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 1:39 PM
To: Pudge
Subject: You're #1 on my list!

Pudge... oh my god... I have TEARS rolling down my face! (Withheld) sent me your blog site... I have been sitting here, laughing my arse off for the past half hour reading your rendition of the toilet incident.
Seriously Pudge - and if you ever tell anyone I complimented you about ANYTHING, I will vehemently deny it and punish you in the eternal afterlife - but you really have a talent for writing! I cannot stop laughing! Whatever you do in the future, try to find something that uses your sarcastic wit. It would be an absolute shame for you to waste this...
Ok - I'm done being girlie and giving you kudos. Remember - SEVERE punishment if you tell anyone....
- S.

PS. Here is a pic from the shoot last weekend. can't wait to see you.